October 11, 2004
Subway
Brian and I have been following the Cardinals in playoff baseball. Because neither of us is a TV watcher except for live sports, we're really not all that attuned to commercials. But we have seen quite a lot of the two new Subway commercials wherein Jared lightly snarks on McDonald's fat content.
Brian said, "yep, Jared's gained back a bit of that weight." And he has, that Jared boy. Probably nothing that will affect his health, but you can see a bit of pudginess and lack of muscle definition even through his dorky sweater (that thing will probably show up on e-Bay some day, and boy is it ugly).
So I paid more attention each time the commercials appeared (oh, those half inning breaks). You know what it really is. Jared Fogle has MANBOOBS!
They're not huge or anything, but they're there. Some incline presses posthaste, m'man.
hln
Posted by hln at October 11, 2004 12:18 PM | Whimsy | TrackBack
Comments
Heh. Are you Googlebaiting, Heather? :-)
Posted by: Harvey at October 12, 2004 08:52 AMDoes Brian know you check out other men's chests? ;~)
Posted by: Victor at October 12, 2004 10:07 AMThe Jamboree is on! Check out Rocket Jones for details.
Posted by: Ted at October 12, 2004 07:43 PMLOL - forget Jared (ew manboobs!) - Go Cardinals!!!
Posted by: Teresa at October 13, 2004 10:58 AM