October 09, 2003

Ode to the Puppy Blender (A limerick for Michele)

Michele of A Small Victory is having a limerick contest. I entered with this:

Glenn Reynolds, that mad Puppy Blender
Insisted his food dogs be tender.
Two slices of bread,
"Thanks, PETA," he said,
And, smiling, he hat-tipped the vendor.


Posted by hln at October 9, 2003 06:33 PM | Filthy Lies | TrackBack

Demand the best! Instadog Hotdogs! 100% genuine!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 9, 2003 09:56 PM

Great Limerick!

Posted by: Susie at October 9, 2003 11:26 PM

Of his dog-treats, Glenn Reynolds did jest
"I think that shi-tzu's taste best"
And the gleam in his eye
As puppie dogs die
Confirms 'Instapudo Delenda Est!'

Posted by: Mike the Marine at October 10, 2003 08:44 AM

Good to know your wit serves for the Alliance. Let's me know I'm on the right side...

Posted by: Alex at October 11, 2003 10:43 PM