Delayed Flight Wisdom

Just a few thoughts from the Tampa airport as I wait to board my now-three-hours-late flight.

• The airport Chili's doesn't serve strong enough frozen drinks. Order twice as many. Shrug off the cost with an "I'm on vacation."
• Florida marks Sea Turtle nests on the beach and declares it illegal to tamper with said nests.
• One shouldn't sunburn her shoulders when having to carry both a heavy purse and a laptop.
• Never ever get involved with the Literary Guild online "customer service" (an oxymoron in its own right - more to come when I have easy use of a mouse)
• Two hours of people watching is the limit for entertainment on just two frozen margaritas.
• Florida teaches Missourians proper skill levels for zippy U-turns.
• A minivan is not a convertible. Somehow, a minivan is an "upgrade" for a convertible. I disagree, car rental agent.
• WiFi in the airport...way cool
• FreeCell - not so hard.

Horribly inane, I know.

hln

Posted by hln at August 8, 2005 07:22 PM | Whimsy | TrackBack