March 12, 2005

I've Got a Principle for You

Bill McClellan of Post-Dispatch, er, employment spends a whole column talking about Harry Stonecipher (you know, former CEO of Boeing) and the 3 Principles. If that doesn't sound like a book title, what does?

The principles? Women are smarter than men. Bosses are overpaid. And don't e-mail. He's kind enough to state this for us in paragraph two, the one that wraps around his photo because of the P-D's output software.

Here, Billy, I've got one for you. It's awfully novel, and you couldn't write about it because it would, gasp, pass judgment, and we all know you wouldn't dare do that to an individual. Here it is. Are you ready?

Don't cheat on your spouse.

There, now, really. Is that so hard? Or did you just have nothing to write about that day? Perhaps about Wednesday next week we'll hear about Brian Nichols' traumatic childhood and Judge Barnes' tendency to scowl at the homeless on Thursdays.


Posted by hln at March 12, 2005 08:53 AM | RANT | TrackBack

"Don't cheat on your spouse."

Oh, sure, take the easy way out :-)

Posted by: Harvey at March 12, 2005 01:36 PM

Harvey obviously does not value his kneecaps.

Posted by: Brian J. at March 12, 2005 07:18 PM

Kneecaps should be the least of Harvey's worries. Am I the only one who remembers Lorena Bobbit?

Posted by: Victor and his fifteen pet rats at March 15, 2005 09:43 AM

Every one that is of the truth heareth my voice

Posted by: Jesus Christ at March 17, 2005 12:21 AM

Wow. Jesus never comments at *my* blog.

Posted by: Mr. Green at March 17, 2005 11:10 AM

Been a while... you still ok?

Posted by: Harvey at March 22, 2005 09:19 AM